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04.10.08 02:08PM
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Stop calling me on speaker phone before I come over there and jam it up your ass. |
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04.10.08 02:07PM
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it's 70 degrees outside. After the hell weather we had for the past year, I decided not to go to work today. Only problem I have, I didn't call in - I just didn't go and it's already 10am. Now what ? |
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03.14.08 09:56PM
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It's Friday afternoon - 5:54PM to be exact - and my boss expects me to work for at least another hour and a half. What an IIIIIIIIIIIIIDIOT! |
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03.14.08 05:06PM
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it's girl scout cookie time again. I'll just sit here and wait until my boss comes in and pressures me into buying half his daughters cookies. It's either that or I'll be fired I guess. |
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03.07.08 08:01PM
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can't believe that one of my clients indirectly told me to go to hell and another one needed confirmation that she was nice before talking to me! |
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03.06.08 02:54PM
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I was asked to take a 37 year old IT consultant out to lunch and explain to him why it's inappropriate to bring a sandwich into an 11am meeting with superiors and then nod off a little during the meeting - and this was just his 2nd day. I didn't get that opportunity because he blew off the lunch and no one's heard from him since. |
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02.22.08 02:24PM
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I like snow in Manhattan. I don't care for the inconvenience it causes but it is really nice to walk through and watch. |
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02.18.08 11:26PM
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Please shut up.... no one cares about your stories anymore. and by the way she is your boss not your best friend. |
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02.18.08 11:26PM
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No, I do not want to take your phones while you leave for the day! |
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02.18.08 12:20AM
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Sometimes I hold myself back from beating the shit out of a coworker and/or telephone with the company stapler. |
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02.18.08 12:20AM
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Please stop talking, please stop talking, please stop talking....... |
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02.18.08 12:20AM
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I just had my first career fair today. Five prospective interviews, one guaranteed interview, and a job offer.... Not bad for my first time. Bye-bye college, hello corporate America! |
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02.18.08 12:19AM
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9:15am is my office bathroom #2 break. I do it everyday.. l love getting paid to do it. |
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