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11.05.07 03:28PM
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I want this day to be over and it's only 10:30 in the morning. Where's that bottle of alcohol? |
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11.26.07 03:38PM
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I don't understand why "skilled in small talk" isn't on everyone's resume. We seem to hire people who are really skilled in wasting my time with trivial conversation. Doesn't anyone work anymore? |
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11.26.07 03:41PM
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Each Monday brings more problems. We should do away with working on Mondays and start the work week with Tuesday. |
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08.22.07 07:08PM
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we had our weekly sales meeting today and I did the best in our firm - exceeded all expectations. They shouldn't have told me that because now I'll slack off until October. |
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11.16.09 07:23PM
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Some people have a poker face. I have a "Facebook face". I use it when I am looking at Facebook at work, but want people to think I am actually working. |
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11.13.07 06:13PM
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PRAISE your employees for doing a nice job. Always a good thing. I've never actually done that and it's probably why everyone hates me. |
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01.13.08 12:40AM
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I think my coworkers are plotting against me. I always feel like the odd man out |
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01.16.08 12:33AM
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My job is great but where will I be in five years. What happened to my goals!? |
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11.26.07 03:18PM
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Yes, my Thanksgiving was great and thank you so much for asking - you are really too kind. There was so much food and boy was I stuffed. In fact, I'm still full. Traffic was horrendous and gas prices were high. Was a long weekend and no, I am not happy to be back. So, now that you know, please pass this to all our colleagues, shut the fuck up and stop asking me how my holiday was!!! |
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09.04.07 02:44PM
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I try to be the nicest person I can be. To date, it really hasn't gotten me far. From now on, I'll be an AsHLE and check back here in a couple of weeks to tell you how I'm doing. |
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09.20.07 03:05PM
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If things don't make sense, they’re not! Think and be Smart because You don’t always have to be Stupid! |
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09.28.07 04:57PM
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I like my job because it gives me a structured timeframe to look on the internet for a new job. I would never have the time to look on the internet for a new job if I were sitting at home... I’d have important shit to do. |
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11.08.07 09:10PM
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If I'm so good that I can handle doing the full workloads of two jobs, then I should get two salaries. |
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11.12.07 03:56PM
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Do I look like her secretary? Just because I sit outside of her office DOES NOT MEAN I know her schedule, or when she'll be here, or if she's off, or where the HELL she is. |
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08.23.07 10:07AM
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What is that saying that inspiration and great ideas can happen before 9am and after 5pm too? I don’t agree, I think inspiration and great ideas only happen between 9 and 5. So let’s enjoy our time away from the office! |
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